Early toilet training will save your share of the world's methane 


Can a Simple Song Help the Environment?

"It takes up to 500 years for disposable nappies to break down in landfill. That’s 25 generations! They generate methane, a potent greenhouse gas." (Bunbury Harvey Regional Council)

But suppose you could teach your toddler “the plop plop song”, toilet train much sooner, spare some damage, and save on nappies.



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