I went down to Ikea to learn a new lingo, It isn’t enough to speak the Aussie fluent dingo, The Swedish words that confronted me, Appeared like Scandinavian bingo, And when I started to say those words, My eyes lit up with the jingo. I went to Ikea see their kitchen wares and was drawn to a lovely gradvis and the Swedish stares; An emet, a kapaster, a hovista or medfora, With an optional saxborga and a functional medfora. Who could not hack some Knackerbrod rag, This Rye crispbread was made for Aussie dags, And Knackerbrod flerkorn you could eat for a week, Unless Skorpor kardemumma is your special treat, Basically these Cardamon crisp rolls as a food are quite neat, Take a backpack full to Sweden, it could feed you for a week. And what of the meat balls we all love so much, They are more addictive than anything Dutch, Then wash it down with Swedish coffee or tea, And finish with Kaferrep, bikkies, Before you shop have a pee. I saw mountains of furniture, that was free from rat sack, W...
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